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Get Real

I’m just gonna throw it out there- I haven’t actually used any of these dating sites for their real purpose in a very long time.  At this point I just keep them around for entertainment and to keep this blog going.  I saw the beginning of my message and realized that there are genuine guys out there using these sites to try and find their lobster in life.  I felt bad for about a millisecond because I use these guys to give everyone a few good laughs, but then I finished reading his message and went back to my original theory that every guy looking to date via internet, has douchey qualities.

Hi, I came across your profile and I liked it as your profile seems very genuine and real . I am not here for flings or to play games. Am an honest person who speaks my mind and loves to have fun with friends and family.I have my Masters and working for a multi billion $ company as an engineer.

There are some girls out there that care about money and are very materialistic.  If you’ve seen me in class in my sweat pants and G.I. Joe shirt, you’ll realize I’m not that type of girl.  Unless you’re trying to get laid, there is never any need to mention how much money you make.  You’ll either have a girl think you’re making shit up and come off as completely pathetic by using money to get girls, or you’ll have a girl that  most likely resembles the stepmom in Tommy Boy.  You don’t want either of those.  So for you, Mr. Engineer Billionaire, you get a big fat FAIL.

If you didn’t see this video coming, I’m pretty sure you haven’t learned anything from reading this blog.(Sorry this video won’t embed, but guess what- it’s well worth it to just click on that damn link and go listen!)