Well, I haven’t kept up with this blog much. I also haven’t checked any dating site since my last post which was probably about a month ago. I deleted most of the accounts I had anyways.
So I hate to say it but my blog is going on a little hiatus. Probably until the end of the semester. Then hopefully I’ll have time, and motivation to keep up with the messages and blog.
If you guys still want to send in messages, go ahead- I’ll just copy and paste!!
On every dating site there is that dreaded “About Me” section. Who really wants to talk about themselves? Well if you’d like me to answer that I’d say that the majority of women love talking about themselves as well as men who have small wieners who think they’re hot shit. That being said, it’s still hard to write about yourself in a manner that gets the essence of your personality across to other people. Usually people do a great job even when it seems difficult because I can spot the skanks, juicehead gorillas, airheads, and guys who still live in their moms basement and play video games all day, from a mile away (well technically a few inches away because I sit kind of close to my laptop). This particular latin lover (he categorized himself as hispanic) gave me no insight into who he is as a person, although I have some ideas. (This is coming from his profile under the “About Me” section and not a message.)
“Well Ladies this is a date site you never know what the outcome will be . Ladies please get real its a date site so all u women seeking long term IT STARTS OFF BY CASUAL DATING …. SO you don’t even know me yet you want a LONG TERM or SERIOUS relationship…LOL so ladies please do read my profile very carefully..Looking for a great friendship and possibly a passionate lover nothing more nothing less FOR NOW some to CASUALLY see slowly from time to time , looking for something ON AN ONGOING BASIS nothing serious at the MOMENT perhaps in time as we built trust and begin to have feelings for one another…so for now just a very casual friendship and much much more if the chemistry is there of course….. , I live in hammond and work nights so looking for a morning or afternoon friend for dating, movies, bowling, casinos, and much much more so if you seek the same thing then please do get back to me i’ll be waiting………..NOT LOOKING FOR JUST A HOOK UP OR A ONE NIGHT STAND or BOOTY CALL LETS GET THAT CLEAR NOTHING SERIOUS DOES NOT MEAN A HOOK UP LADIES NOR DOES IT MEAN FRIEND WTH BENEFITS….I want something ONGOING HERE just so u know”
[Oh. You think its over? He added in one more part under what he would like for a first date..]
I do stress if you are not looking to meet then please do not waste my time and i promise not to waste yours ok thanks.“
Well ladies, this is a dating site, and I don’t know about you but I really wanna casually date this guy! I CALL DIBS! I like that he clarifies he is seeking someone for dating as well as going to the movies, bowling, and much much more. I’m pretty sure his much much more does not include a booty call though. I’m almost positive on that one but the area is a little gray. He wants something on going, he’s listed as wanting to date but nothing serious, and he wants to slowly see someone on a casual basis. Ladies, if you’re interested he did send me his direct e-mail address, so please contact me and I’ll offer that one up right away. FAIL.
I don’t know about you but there’s only one song I could think of during this entire post. SHAKE WHAT YA MAMA GAVE YA!
So here we are… the start of my new online dating chronicles. Not only is this going to have any horrible dates that come out of these websites, but it’ll also be a great place to post those weird messages I get from creeps online. The ones that usually give my friends a good laugh. Please feel free to send me horror stories or funny stories as well!