If you read The Neverending Story, then you have half a clue as to what this message will hold. The major difference in that post was that I didn’t actually read everything that guy wrote, I did read everything in this one because it was kind of funny. Funny in a WTF is he talking about type of way. You’ll understand when you get to the out of the blue “adoption” part.
“I don’t like to write about myself too much, so let’s get together and talk about it. Here, since tells us how to break the ice I’ll try to do it myself… I like pussy (cats). My middle name is [sorry I can’t think of anything good]. If i was gay or a chick Eddie Vedder and the rest of pearl jam would need a restraining order. And i still don’t enjoy typing at all, so gimme a call, or ill play with a ball, i won’t wait till next fall, any who
Hi, my name is [Sir Talks-a-lot]. I live in [a suburb] and I get very shy around beautiful women. About a week ago my grandmother purchased a computer for me for my birthday (I haven’t had one in many years), and I intend to do much more with it than meet ladies. I will have worked as a picture framer in [another suburb] for a year in February. I grew up in [yet another suburb] and have family all over [a city!] land and a little in various states.
Speaking of family, I don’t know about you, but I love the idea of becoming the master of a domain that holds many generations. I don’t know about this internet stuff, but I do know my brother has found some happiness by use of it. He is now married in [a different state]. I myself am in no position to get married currently, though i did flirt with the idea a little too much with a girl a while back. I am one of many siblings including halfs and steps, and helped raise a few of them.
I spend too much time playing video games, school, and fixing rc race cars to think about kids. Though I know only one of the last three matters and nixing the other two would free up a great amount of time. I choose not to because I myself have not decided on the idea of adoption.
I have moo cow colored cat, his name is Pango. He is a pain in the butt spoiled brat, but I love him anyway. Well that is a small portion of me. Hope to hear back soon.“
For someone who doesn’t like to talk about themselves, he sure as Hell had a lot to say! Well, Sir Talks-a-lot, I hope you and Pango have a great time figuring out your adoption situation. FAIL.
What better way to end this post than a great song that rhymes with Pango… It’s Wango Tango time errrrbody!!