If you’ve seen my dating profile on PlentyofCreeps you’ll see a list of likes and dislikes. I just thought it was the easiest route to go when filling out my interests. However, this guy saw my profile on CupidSucks and I don’t think I list anything I hate, let alone tons of things I hate. And I especially mention nothing on the topic of pot, so he was kind of ballsy by confessing his true love for all things marijuana.
“I hate tractors. I hate people who type in caps. I hate Tosh.0. I hate Doug Benson. I hate hangovers. I hate shitty weed. I hate the word hate. I hate most people. I hate emo kids. I hate hipsters. I hate Pat Sajack. I hate Steve Harvey. I hate black comedies. I hate racist people.
I love Umphreys McGee. I love good Herb. I love Dexter. I love LOST. I love myself. I love animals. I love the road. I love ballpoint pens. I love Sascha Baron Cohen.
Oh well, wanna chat?“
No. No I do not want to chat. FAIL.