I’m almost 100% positive that he was trying, keyword = trying, to be sarcastic and funny in this message. Right? I mean, he has to be. First of all- how could anyone find me boring?? (I say that as I’m laying in bed watching Paula Abdul’s new dance show and have been here for the past hour or more.) What’s your take on this ladies?
“I’m messaging you clearly because I think you’re boring and certainly not any fun. I only message unattractive and uninteresting “people” on this site. And since you are obviously both of those things, I am compelled to message you in hopes of absolutely nothing except maybe a boredom session.“
Congrats on using a big word like “compelled.” FAIL.