La Vida Loca

Where to start with
this one… First of all I’d like to state that I may be a little
“off-center,” but I am certainly no “f-ckin nut!” I know he really
meant to sweep me off his feet with that one, so I feel bad not
replying but…no I really don’t feel bad at all “f-ckin moron.”

Subject:
Hola seniorita loco pantilones
You are a f-ckin nut!
But I dig it cause so am I. I think you’re a super duper crazy
f-ckin cute chick! I on the other hand am not that handsome of a
man and am totally aware of it. So if you go out people will
question why you’re with me. No f-ck that I am god d-mn sexy! I
totally dug all your rantings and ravings and want more. What do
you think about them
apples?

I’m
still slightly on the speechless side, which I’m sure you’ve
noticed by now isn’t an easy task. So enjoy some Ricky Martin all
up in your face.

 

Subject:
Hola seniorita
loco pantilones

Sent Date: 1/3/2011 7:30:38
PM
You are a f-ckin nut! But I dig it cause so am I. I
think you’re a super duper crazy f-ckin cute chick! I on the other
hand am not that handsome of a man and am totally aware of it. So
if you go out people will question why you’re with me. No f-ck that
I am god d-mn sexy! I totally dug all your rantings and ravings and
want more. What do you think about them apples?
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About bellaramone

Just an ordinary girl, in a not so ordinary online dating world. If you have any horror stories or wonderful messages from dating sites please send them to onlinedatingfail@yahoo.com and I will post them. Don't worry, completely anonymously unless you're wanting to warn us ladies about someone specific. View all posts by bellaramone

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