So I received a message from a guy I have no interest in whatsoever, but he trailed off in his message and I was confused so I decided to write back. Here’s how this one went.. (I’ll name him “such-a-shame” for now)
Such-a-shame: subject: FYI
You do clean up well. But your messy look is still rather hottistic. Such a shame thou…
Me: why is it a shame I look good?
Such-a-shame: That’s not what I meant by it. But there was a very viable reason why I said it. I will tell you later okay. My names “Such-a-shame.” Pleasure to meet you.
Gotta get to bed now, big day for me tomorrow.
Such-a-shame (the next morning after I never responded): well, I had a good morning at work. Got my stuff done.
Such a shame…. only wrote that because I wrote you a while back without answer. No biggie. However I still saw your new picture and sent a compliment. Have fun chick….
Well, such-a-shame, I’m glad you had a good morning at work, but I really don’t care. Did you see though what he did there, ladies? He trailed off in his first message and didn’t make sense so that I would write back. Nicely played, such-a-shame! But then he went into one of my dont’s, which would be if at first you don’t succeed- give up! If it was “no biggie” then why bother messaging me again? He did get me though- because I did respond to the first message. I’m gonna go ahead and say that in the end though: FAIL.